{"id":1259,"date":"2013-04-03T22:05:43","date_gmt":"2013-04-03T16:35:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patriotsforumindia.com\/?p=1259"},"modified":"2013-04-03T22:05:43","modified_gmt":"2013-04-03T16:35:43","slug":"humour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patriotsforumindia.com\/?p=1259","title":{"rendered":"Humour"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"yui_3_7_2_1_1365006755757_1909\">Abraham Lincoln said that the Progress of any Country depends on 4 things: Idea, Liberty, Trust and Freedom.<br \/>\n<span id=\"yui_3_7_2_1_1365006755757_1946\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">In India<\/span>: Idea is a Sim Card, Liberty is footwear, Trust is a brand of condom, and Freedom is a Sanitary Pad. God save India and bless us all !!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Abraham Lincoln said that the Progress of any Country depends on 4 things: Idea, Liberty,&#8230; <a class=\"meta-more\" href=\"https:\/\/patriotsforumindia.com\/?p=1259\">more <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patriotsforumindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patriotsforumindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patriotsforumindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patriotsforumindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patriotsforumindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1259"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/patriotsforumindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1260,"href":"https:\/\/patriotsforumindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1259\/revisions\/1260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patriotsforumindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patriotsforumindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patriotsforumindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}