{"id":4845,"date":"2014-04-08T15:05:21","date_gmt":"2014-04-08T09:35:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patriotsforumindia.com\/?p=4845"},"modified":"2014-04-08T15:06:07","modified_gmt":"2014-04-08T09:36:07","slug":"globalisation-true-definition-humour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patriotsforumindia.com\/?p=4845","title":{"rendered":"Globalisation – True Definition ( humour)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Question: What is the truest definition of\u00a0 Globalization?<\/p>\n

Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
\nQuestion: How come?
\nAnswer : An English<\/b><\/span> princess with an Egyptian<\/b><\/span> boyfriend crashes in a French<\/b><\/span> tunnel,<\/div>\n
riding in a German<\/b><\/span> car with a Dutch<\/b><\/span> engine, driven by a Belgian<\/span><\/b> who was drunk on<\/div>\n
Scottish<\/span><\/b> whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by<\/div>\n
Italian<\/span><\/b> Paparazzi, on Japanese<\/span><\/b> motorcycles, treated by an American<\/span><\/b> doctor, using<\/div>\n
Brazilian<\/span><\/b> medicines.<\/div>\n
This is sent to you by a Canadian<\/span><\/b>, using American<\/span><\/b> Bill Gates’ technology,<\/div>\n
and you’re probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese<\/span><\/b> chips,<\/div>\n
and a Korean<\/span><\/b> monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi<\/span><\/b> workers in a Singapore<\/span><\/b> plant,<\/div>\n
transported by Indian<\/span><\/b> truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians<\/span><\/b>, unloaded by<\/div>\n
Sicilian<\/span><\/b> longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican<\/span><\/b> illegals…..
\nThat, my friends, is\u00a0 Globalization !<\/b><\/span><\/div>\n

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