An Obituary of Common Sense : Very Interesting

Taken with thanks from e mail of Sh Ramarao , please read

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An Obituary printed in the London Times…..Absolutely Brilliant !!!

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense ,

who has been with us for many years.

No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were

long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

– Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
– Why the early bird gets the worm;
– Life isn’t always fair;
– and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense
lived by simple, sound financial policies

(don’t spend more than you can earn) and

reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but

overbearing regulations were set in place. teens suspended from school for

using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an

unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense
lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing

the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent

to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents

when a student became drug addict.


Common Sense
lost the will to live as the churches became businesses;

and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense
took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from

a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense
finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize

that a steaming cup of coffee was hot.  She spilled a little in her lap, and was

promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense
was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust,

by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I’m A Victim

Not many attended his funeral because

so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on.
If not, join the majority and do nothing.

 

 

 

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